foxy-prince1:

playfully-sadistic:

You know what sounds good right now? A cute boy in my lap, my hand down his pants, while I watch my favourite movie plus the audible addition of desperate and soft moans. And said cute boy weakly trying to concentrate on the movie and also on not coming without permission.

Wowie

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horreurscopes:

my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

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damps:

2015-2015

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cooldudebro:

just-shower-thoughts:

The sun has never seen a shadow

if you’d stayed in the shower a bit longer you’d have realised the sun has never seen anything

(via heart)

ringoroadagain:

radio announcer voice: okay next up we got john lennon’s ghost with “i deserved to die for walking like that” stay tuned on fuckFM for more hit songs

commercial: i cum every day now that i went to the furniture sale

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egberts:

ashirina:

egberts:

i eat the tools

Stop it

crumch

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hungwy:

Doesnt matter if u dont understand a joke. Extract dopamine and move on

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